Goat?

http://www.dawn.com/news/1303222/pia-on-a-wing-and-a-prayer (warning: graphic picture)

Pakistan International Airlines sacrificed a goat in front of an aircraft to 'ensure its safety'. This is after the recent accident. 

I'm speechless.

Oh well...

I crossed the road, walked into a bar, and changed a lightbulb.

Then I realized that my life was a joke...